Well first you have to walk into a big mud puddle. Then you have to keep sinking. Then you just sit down so you don't sink anymore. Wait for someone to take your beer to safety. When they do, they come back and pull you out. Get back to camp, lay the clothing on the wood pile. It is best for them to bask in the sun for a few days.
I am out of order until further notice. My "stupid people" filter needs cleaning and my "give a damn" batteries have run out.
